Wednesday, 7 December 2011

Korean, Starbucks!

Okay so today, hmm, I'm going to blog something funny and interesting! At least for me, yeah... But before starting this 'interesting' blog post, I'm gonna blog about something else. It's the last day of me wearing school uniform! My last paper was Computer Graphics, and I figured that it will be either super hard or easy. So I woke up and took this photo, yeah I know it's a little weird but it's to be a momento for my last day wearing school uniform... I'm not gonna wear it anymore! Not in this life, maybe next life.

Okay um, I'm a little speechless 'cuz I look a little weird here. No one's praising their own photo by saying 'I look so naise today' and I too do not do these sort of things. Just be humble, like it in your own heart... But I don't personally like this photo, just posting this for fun or it will be very dead-looking blog post. So this was morning, and before I get to school. Now let's talk about flying to school...... So I arrived to school, and I thought I should be lining up at the school's badminton court but I saw my classmates were hanging around at the lobby, everyone seemed so free. And I figured this day will be like, very free? Yeah, I think. I didn't have enough sleep because I was really in a bad mood yesterday and didn't sleep very well. I learned my lesson! Don't nag me, don't nag me. School just sponsored a box of colour pencils and it's safe to say I'm lucky cuz I didn't bring any colour pencils! FML. Thank you teacher, SO MUCH. I wouldn't success without you! Okay so the exam was... Super easy. But please, please, please don't let me fail. My overconfident is the bitch that makes me fail. NO MORE OVERCONFIDENT PLEASE, BITCH.

Okay I'm done with the exam thing, it's time for the Korean, Starbucks! woot! This morning I had to wake up early to take the certificate for my co-curriculum thing, actually I don't even think it's worth to take that shitty certs. It's not gonna be useful for my future, maybe if I apply for degree. But that's another story, since I'm planning to study aboard... It's my dream! Okay cut the crap. I thought I would be waking up at 8AM but my stupid phone didn't ring up. So I setup another alarm from iPad in case it doesn't work. But well, I'm a sleepy-head sometimes, I turned off the iPad's alarm clock and went back to bed to continue my sleep. When I opened my eyes, it's... 12PM ALREADY! Shit, I'm gonna be late! RUN RUN RUN. I sweat really really badly, I'm an easy sweating guy... That's why. Was looking for Hou Hon but he wasn't at school so... Just went straight to bus stop behind the school.

Alex waited us for so long and I guess we owed him an apology, which we didn't do it. We went into the karaoke room. Expectation: It will be so fun with K-Pop songs! Reality: Every songs are boring, microphone? Bad. Redbox seriously need to fix this system! Their microphone keep making screeches, plus my ears are sensitive with sounds. Tsk, tsk, tsk, you have very bad service. I guess story in the karaoke room isn't so interesting to blog about so I'll just skip this event.


Picture with Alex, I know I look weird.
I was waiting Melanie to get ready to go for some hangout and I turned out calling her in Korean, for fun and to... "impress" locals here with few words, yes it's a little show off but I was thinking whether those bunch of kids will think that we're Koreans, if they did, it will be cool! So Melanie, came out and replied me in 'fluent' Korean. I guess she impressed everyone there, walking out from the Redbox and I came out with the idea of pretending to be Koreans. Of course she'll happily play with it, so we decided... To be Koreans! Just for a day, pranking people. First we went to Speedy and I told her there'll be some K-pop fans looking for K-pop CDs. Well no one was there, so I just suggested her to ask for Girls' Generation's The Boys album in broken English and Korean slang. She did, and I never knew she WILL ask her. "Ek-se-ku-se me, Girls' Generation, The Boys..." that promoter was like 'WTF!' and shook her head. I couldn't stand it and walked outside to laugh, it was hilarious! Okay okay... Our next station, Starbucks! I gave up on pretending, since my Korean-speaking isn't good and is easy to get found out so... I just changed my role into becoming a Guide for Melanie, you know, that "Korean" to tour around in the mall. So we entered into that Starbucks, she asked the waitress, "Cream... Caramel..." and I translated for her, what really makes me laugh is that waitress actually had a hard time on speaking with me, it's like she's trying to lower and slower down her English in order to get us understood. But I tried really hard to convince her by using proper English to tell her, and she still thought we're Koreans. Never mind, I 'helped' her out to count the money since she 'wasn't' familiar with our currency, and I thought it would be cool. Alex and I took our seats, Melanie did her own show. Until I saw she was chatting with a foreigner, I butt in to check out what happen. She was still using Korean accent and it was really fun! I told that foreigner that I'm a local resident here so it will make everything easier by using English to communicate. That guy, is really friendly. Foreigners are really friendly, I mean it. We even asked for his Facebook and he said yes, oh my. I actually got his Facebook right now and he's in my friendlist, but not gonna reveal it here since that's his privacy and I respect people's privacy. After a plenty of tries on pranking people with a different identity, I found that it was fun, but better not do it next time! You might just embarrass yourself if there's any real Koreans around.

Don't get me wrong here with this post, we pretended to be Koreans because we think Koreans are cool! And if this blog post offended you, please forgive my rudeness because I'm not intended to bring rages to you readers. And we don't hate our races, we're just wanting to experience what's cool. That's all for this blog post, fuh! Again sorry if our actions were really rude...

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